Good Morning,

We’ve got four tasty fixtures today, and the stakes couldn’t be higher: Liverpool could clinch the title, Leicester could drop, and Cole Palmer could maybe even register an assist for the first time since December.

Grab your coffee, turn on USA, and let’s get into it.

-Gabe

Matches

🔥 Headline Match: Fulham vs. Chelsea

🏟️ Craven Cottage | 🕑 2:00 PM BST / 6:00 AM PT​

🏡 Fulham: Chasing History Fulham aims to achieve a historic league double over Chelsea for the first time in their 40th campaign playing in the same league together. Having already secured a win at Stamford Bridge earlier this season, the Cottagers are confident at home, having only lost four times this season at Craven Cottage.

🔵 Chelsea: Seeking Redemption Chelsea will make the short 2 mile walk from Stamford Bridge to Craven Cottage to take on their neighbors. Currently sitting seventh with 54 points, Chelsea is striving to climb back into Champions League contention after recent setbacks, including draws against Brentford and Ipswich Town.

Cole Palmer Has Gone Cold: Since January 14, he’s scored just once and hasn’t notched an assist since December 1. I think it’s safe to say he’s in a slump. Amazingly Palmer is still Chelsea’s team leader in goals and assists. He needs either a cold snap or a spring thaw, to get back to his previous form and help Chelsea finish off the season strong.

⚽ Elsewhere in the League:

🔴 Ipswich vs. Arsenal Ipswich, struggling near the bottom of the table, faces a formidable Arsenal side eager to keep their slim title hopes alive. A loss from Ipswich will all but seal their fate and send them back to the ‘ship.​

Manchester United vs. 🐺 Wolverhampton has all the makings of a midfield slugfest. Wolves bring a compact shape, relentless pressing, and the ever-tricky Matheus Cunha, who loves running at defenders. United have…Harry Maguire. It’s going to be tight.

🦊 Leicester vs. 🔴 Liverpool Leicester will be automatically relegated if they don’t take all three points today (no pressure). On the other side, Liverpool are closing in on the title and could seal it this weekend with a win and an Arsenal slip. The Reds are riding high with key players returning and fresh contract extensions, including a new two-year deal for Virgil van Dijk.

Extra Slice

From Zero to Hero: The Harry Maguire Story

“If you’re going through hell, keep on moving!” No one has heard this saying more than Harry Maguire.

Stripped of the captain’s armband for repeated mistakes that were also quite embarrassing, (Proof), he (and his alleged large head) became a symbol of Manchester United's defensive woes.

But in a twist straight out of a sports movie nobody greenlit, Maguire’s gone from meme to messiah with a comeback Rudy would envy.

It’s the 2025 Europa League quarter-final against Lyon. United trails 4–2 in extra time and looks headed for elimination. In the 121st minute, Harry Maguire—thrown forward as an emergency striker—rises above the defense to head in the decisive goal, and the stadium erupts. United completes a stunning 5–4 comeback on the night, sealing a 7–6 aggregate victory.

It wasn’t just a match-winner—it was a career-definer. Even former manager Harry Redknapp chimed in on talkSPORT, praising Maguire’s aerial threat and likening him to a modern-day target man. 🤣🤣

But before we move on and forget the glorious chaos of “prime” Harry, here are a few of our favorite memes:

 Salah Tracker 🔎 

🥅 Single-Season Goal Contribution (G+A)
Well folks he did it. Salah now has 45 goal contributions — breaking the single-season record of 44, shared by Thierry Henry and Erling Haaland.

👟 He’s Not Done Yet
He’s just 3 assists away from setting a new Premier League record for most assists in a season.

With 6 games to go, Salah has more than enough time to not just break but genuinely shatter both .

Liverpool fan or not, this is history in action. (Evertonians look away)

📈 Table