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🧤 Goalkeepers are the new playmakers. Sorry midfielders.
🏡's vs🍒's Final Games of Matchweek 32/38

Good morning,
We just have a one-gamer today with Bournemouth and Fulham, and, well, I’m sad to say that Pa$$ That FC (our city league team) crashed out of our playoff in spectacular fashion… so we also only played one game.
Next season we will only come back stronger. - Gabe Howley, Olivia Burnett
Matches

⚽️ Monday Match: Bournemouth vs Fulham
🍒 Bournemouth: Cherries Seeking Revival
Bournemouth, currently 10th in the league, are winless in their last 8 fixtures. A win against Fulham will leapfrog them into 8th place and give them some hope of playing for something of value going into the last 6 games.
🏡 Fulham: Cottagers Eyeing Top-Half Finish
Fulham, is sitting uncomfortably in 8th place, with very little room for error if they want even a shot at the top 5 or 6 finish. They are coming off a huge 3-2 win against Liverpool last week but still have a mountain to climb “baby steps…beat Bournemouth”.
🔑 Key Points:
Shock and Awe: After going down 1-0, Fulham scored 3 goals in 14 mins against Liv. This team has some punch.
Historically: The Cherries, have the upper hand in the head to head with 5 wins to Fulham’s 2. (They’ve also tied 5 times).
Fit to Fight: Fulham has an almost fully fit squad going into the match, with only two players out. Pretty low number considering how far into the season we are. (Bournemouth are missing 5)
1000 Words


24/25 Season 👇️

All 7️⃣ of Ederson's @premierleague assists 🧤🎯
— Manchester City (@ManCity)
12:25 PM • Apr 13, 2025
This is a new section we are trying out. We’re calling it 1000 words (like “a picture is worth…”) We will have 3-4 pictures and maybe a clip telling a story from the league.
Let us know what you think!
📈 Table

*Table as of 4/13/25